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Itinerary

IMG_1124Monday 2nd November:

  • In Class Movie Thunderbolt… (concluded)
  • More Yoruba grammar lessons
  • Learn a Yoruba christmas song

Tuesday 3rd November:

  • Rudy Wilson’s story telling class. Alumni Hall.

Wednesday 4th November:

  • In Class role play exercises. Attempt a Yoruba drama session
  • Fine-tune the class choir/song rehearsals
  • Think of new interesting ideas.

Thursday 5th November:

  • Attempt to visit the St. Louis Arch
  • Shop.

Friday 6th November:

  • Read, write, read, review.
  • Play.

Saturday 7th November

  • International Night 2009. Merridian Ballroom. SIUE.

Quote for the week:

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” – Dorothy Parker

(Picture Credits: A busy fisherman, shot yesterday evening at the Cougar Lake just behind the basketball court around my apartment.)

Thinking Back

n568499234_835632_520Exactly one year ago today, I had taken a much-needed trip to my old secondary school in Ibadan with a friend from Germany, and received, along with a certain exhilaration of returning to the compound after eleven years,  a baptism of heartbreak at the level of the school’s undeserved decrepitude. The desks were bad and disfigured. The structures were falling apart and the school looked like it could use if just a little management. Going back down memory lane, I realized that it seemed to have always been that bad, but schooling there, we cared more about dealing with our academics and making good grades, than caring about how nice the structures looked, or how less than perfect they were compared to the other schools we knew. Thinking about it now, I also realize that we were not that much different from many of the state-run high schools all around the state and the country both in management, educational standard and aesthetics. There is something inherently slack about the way public schools are run in Nigeria. Education is free but not qualitative. It is definitely not worth the long term traumatic and demeaning effect of a poorly gained education. We will never be able to successfully measure how much of the bad management of structures and academic system from such schools have contributed to the continued slide of Nigeria on the list of civilized places in the world – if it was ever on the list in the first place.

n568499234_834545_3472Now, this is usually the first question that comes to my mind when I look at the structures of public schools in Nigeria today. I mean physical structures now, and not because it’s more important than curriculum or the total academic system, but because aesthetics is the first condition of sane, healthy learning. The question is: with the enormity of Nigeria’s billion dollar incomes from oil every year, why does education have to be underfunded? I can never get my head around this. As at today, the educational system is in a shambles. And from what I know, it has not always been like this. The people at the leadership positions went through a very organised system that catered for their educational, emotional, physical and even spiritual needs. They got scholarships. They travelled wide, and many of them studied abroad on the bill of the government which at the time was not even this rich. The case seems now like that of the selfish man who destroys a bridge as soon as he gets across it, so as to prevent others. In the universities today, research is almost non-existent, due to underfunding. Most of the students in the department of computer science either don’t have personal computers, or can’t use it within the campus because the University authorities believe that they overload the electricity supply. I couldn’t use a computer in my university for a long time because of this ridiculous argument. The country of Kenya is not half as rich as Nigeria, yet it seems to have a better attitude to education than Nigeria does. I can’t explain it. I don’t understand it. The more I think about it, the angrier I get, so I think I’ll stop here.

n568499234_833577_7375During my secondary school days, we always had to bring our own desks from home – made by whichever carpenters our parents chose. The school would not provide the desks. And for security, we also had to bring chains and locks to keep the desks and chairs fastened together so that they don’t get stolen, as they always inevitably did, sometimes even with the chains on them. I had a particularly peculiar misfortune of having always to go around the school looking for my chair or desk at the begining of every week. Someone was bound to have taken them for a ride out of our classrooms because they didn’t have doors. Some times, the search takes me all around the school, and I can’t count how many classes I missed because I was busy so early in the morning trying to locate my desk. I started writing my name on them, but one day, I discovered that writing my name with paint didn’t help at all. In fact, it made matters worse because the recurrent thief also happened to share my name and surname, as I discovered.

Now, when I think about it, let me warn you that if you ever get an email from anyone of my name and surname tomorrow asking for favours from you, please beware. It might be him, again up to his old antics 😉

Two days ago, there was a news story here on Nigeria’s newspaper NEXT about the problems of school children in Lagos who now have to write on the floor because of underfunding. Apparently, the problem hasn’t gone away even with the civil rule. We could at least have said that we had that much problem because we schooled under a military dictatorship, and yet we didn’t have to write on the floor during our time (if I remember correctly). However, if it makes them feel better, those children may take consolation in the hope that one of them may one day make it to America on a Fulbright programme, in spite of the gruesome obstacles forced on them by an insensitive, uncaring set of leaders. Who knows how far away hope is? Apparently, it’s not in the hands of these set of democratic rulers.

Itinerary

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Monday, October 26th 2009:

  • In-class movie Thunderbolt by Mainframe, featuring Uche Obi-Osotule, Larinde Akinleye, Akinwumi Isola, Buki Ajayi and Lanre Balogun.

Tuesday, October 27th 2009:

  • Classworks, projects, assignments, a few other boring stuff.

Wednesday, October 28th 2009:

  • In-class movie Thunderbolt, cont’d.
  • A little fun after linguistics class, maybe on the bowling alley.

Thursday, October 29th 2009:

  • Same as Tuesday
  • Plus perhaps an attempt to make a perfect costume.
  • And maybe some basketball if the weather permits it.
  • Catch up on the many abandoned editing, writing and reading assignments.

Friday, October 30th: Open

Saturday, October 31st: Halloween

Quote for the week:

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” – Robert Benchley


Testosterone

IMG_0726The first thing you need to know is that I can never spell this word right the first time without looking at the dictionary. I’ve always wondered why something so gender-specific, personal, and so ubiquitous could be so difficult to spell. I have never had any problems spelling ubiquitous, nor pronouncing it. In short, I’ve never had the same problem I have had with the word testosterone with any other problematic long words in the interminable lexicon of the English language ;).

Now, today was a very good day in a way that actually has little to do with the word testosterone, (a word that I have now copied so that I can paste it anywhere in this article where necessary without going back to the dictionary) but with a series of mild coincidences that have again visited me. The day began the exact same way I begin every day: wake up late after getting very little sleep (which comes from staying awake longer than necessary, chatting online, reading, or watching American television), go to my teaching class (where I had the honour today of having a Yoruba professor in the Education Department come over on a courtesy visit), attend my linguistics classes where I never seem to be able to stay through without at least five minutes of struggle with sleep (in a way not related at all to the teacher’s style of teaching but my own sleep deprivation), and grab two boxes of pizza and a medium-sized lemonade at Pizzahut with Chris from class before riding back home.

However, a few minutes before the teaching class, my attention was drawn to one more response to the poll on this blog which had asked readers what they most wanted to read when they come here. I looked up the result of this poll and found an interesting response. A previous user who voted “other” had responded that they wanted to know what my “hopes and dreams from my Edwardsville experience were” while another said s/he wanted “a fusion of the three above,” which I believe referred to the three previous options already given. The last comment today explained what the reader seemed to have always wanted to read on the blog, written in two simple words thus: “his sexcapades.” – and I am sure by “his” s/he meant mine. In case, you’re wondering just like I am, the word sexcapade is not yet a real word in the English dictionary. But, I digress. In most usages, I believe the word means “a report of escapades of sex” (my definition), where escapade itself means “something exciting or adventurous that somebody does or is involved in, especially something showing recklessness or disregard for authority.” (Microsoft Encarta). I have now re-framed the two distinct and interesting requests for, yes, possible future blog topics: “What do I want/wish to do with the experiences I gain from Edwardsville when I return home next year”, and “What are the details of my (I’m sure s/he meant American) sexcapades?” Very interesting indeed. If this were a reality television, this is when the ratings will begin to progressively rise, and in the next few days, this post would be on the top of the Popular Posts List. Let’s wait and see.

My response to the question is the truth in one of the following sentences:

  • There are no sexcapades.
  • There are no sexcapades worthy of mention.
  • There are no sexcapades worthy of mention on this public portal.

Take your pick.

Meanwhile, I will attempt to answer the other questions I’ve received from the poll in a different post. Hopefully, there would be less new questions about sexcapades. Those are already asked and answered, thank goodness. I can say this however, one of the perils of being both a student and Professor in the same institution at once (as I am here, being a Fulbright Scholar) is the impossibility of, the near impossibility of, or the utter danger in being able to change the title and duty caps at will without crossing a delicate line of propriety.

But here is the second coincidence of today: a short faction fragment, a piece that I wrote a few weeks ago on this blog as part of a longer unpublished prose fiction is being featured on the Bookaholic literary blog. Check it out.

I am also falling in love with the new autumn colours on the many campus trees.

Five Wisdoms

scan0006As excerpted from the list of Yoruba proverbs researched, translated and submitted by students of my foreign language class in their first homework assignments back in August.

  1. A small kola nut is superior to a large stone.
  2. Snuff that is not pleasant, the mouth cannot sell.
  3. ‘Mine is not urgent’ always prevents the son of a blacksmith from owning a sword.
  4. The soup does not move around in the elders’ belly.
  5. The pig’s nose enters the yard little by little.

Blog Question: Can you tell what the original Yoruba version of these proverbs are, and what they mean in simple, non-proverbial 21st century English?

(Picture source: the cover of a greeting card I received during my birthday last September)