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The Fifth Class

My fifth class was short, but only because it never took place. I’m blogging about it only because it has taught me another important lesson in my American experience: be punctual. But first, I should tell you why my sleeping pattern has become so irregular. Two words: time zones.

By the time it’s midnight in Illinois and I’m ready to sleep, a chat box beeps open on my laptop and someone in faraway Nigeria has woken up and wants to talk to me. It is six am their time. A little “hi” gradually turns into long phrases and sentences, and by the time my eyelids start closing by themselves, they somehow get the idea, and we part ways. It is not their fault but mine, for staying up beyond eleven pm when I should just shut down the blooming laptop and close my eyes.

"Good day class!"In today’s case however, it was none of the above reason. I was working on a translation task that took much of my time. I slept at twelve, woke up at two and slept again at five thirty. By the next time I woke up, I was thirty minutes late for my teaching class. I have never rode by bike as fast as I did today, and I got to campus panting like a deer. And silly me, I was still expecting to find the students waiting for me in class. I met only one of them the lobby, and I hurried up into the class to find an empty set of seats. Perfect. Back to the lobby, there was Bre reading, and waiting for her next class.

“Hey, where’s everyone?” I asked.

“We left.” She replied. “You weren’t there, and so we left.”

It was as simple as that.

It was another sharp reminder for me to wrap myself around the fact I’m no longer in Nigeria where students have to wait until the end of the hour for the teacher to show up in class.

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Good Evening This Morning

I am just realizing after lots of thinking that I still haven’t fully adjusted to this time zone. And it sucks. It’s not only the fact that I feel drowsy all afternoon everyday (by which time it is like 10pm back home), it is also because of this summer time daylight which keeps the late evenings (8pm) still looking like 6pm in Ibadan. I don’t like this. I feel like I have been cheated of time and I have less time than I wish to enjoy the day. What shall I do?

I sleep, I wake up. I take long walks and longer rides. I sweat, I perspire, and I am back again feeling drowsy after a short while. And combined with this cold weather, it is never long until I sneak back to bed with my duvet over my legs and my laptop on my laps. At least that warms me up a little. Then maybe I have tea, or coffee. Or juice, or milk. And I watch some television shows. Then I’m back again with itchy typewriter fingers, and I can’t do anything else but write a new blog post. If this were a disease, there should be a medication for it in America, right?

When I call home, they say “Good evening” when I’m saying “Good morning.” I look at my watch and it says 11.30am. Men, this is serious. When my cousin calls me from California, he often would have to say Good morning when it is already afternoon here. And we both reside at the moment in the same country. It’s no wonder that this country is sometimes seen as a continent in itself. And right now as I lie here typing at 4.25pm, there are places on the globe where it is just today’s morning. Try Hawaii and the Samoa Islands where it is just still noon. In Nigeria, as my friend on this other chat window says, it’s just about time to sleep.

The wonder of the time zone is amazing, but when I think about it, I see a mostly logical rather than mere scientific occurence. The prospects of the world sleeping and waking up at exact same time every day would be scary if not unnerving. In any case, if that happened, we’d have all gone extinct a long time ago.

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What Would I Have Done Without MTN?

Me, with the nightline of Providence right behind me. Who could tell it was almost 8pm

Me, with the nightline of Providence right behind me. Who could tell it was almost 8pm

A couple of days after I landed, I discovered something that could have been a downside to the advantages I had enjoyed from my home service provider, MTN, since I touched down in Heathrow, and then Boston: I could be called from home, just like I was there. People who usually “flashed” my phone from Lagos and Ibadan kept doing so like I never left, and I sometimes wondered if I really was in the United States. Telemarketers from Nigeria kept sending me their text messages asking me to either open a bank account, advertise on NaijaRocks or watch the m-repporter show on Channels TV. Those who called me at midnight did so too, and that was welcome because by the time it was 12.30am in Nigeria, it was just 7.30pm here, and I could pick the call. (I know, this is not a perk I could rely on forever. I will be back home someday to resume that cycle of sleeplessness.)

Shopping at Radio Shack

Shopping at Radio Shack

Two days ago, a family member called me to ask where I had left the keys to the house well.
An unknown number from MTN sent me a “Please Call Me. I love you” message.
An old classmate invited me to her wedding taking place on 12th September, oblivious of my current immigrant status.
My mother (God bless her) sent a N750 MTN credit to me from her mobile phone. I loaded it first, then sent an email to my sister to let her know that I couldn’t possibly call back, but the money was appreciated. I am now able to send emails on my phone as well, even though I still can’t call back. (Thank you T-Mobile/MTN).

My most interesting discovery now is the fact that I could be sure that a particular close friend of mine (Bless you Omote me) will always call me between 11am and 12noon Nigerian time to say HI. What she probably does not know is that if not for her calls, I’d probably still be sleeping and snoring from all the tour and busy schedules of the previous day, and all the jetlag, and then miss breakfast or any other interesting activity for the day. She has almost now become my wake-up call.

MTN – Everywhere you go!
(Just like that friggn mosquito)

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I Should Have Brought From Home

Even though my bag was tampered with on the flight, and only one padlock made it with me to the States, on checking my luggage two days ago, I found that nothing was missing there. I wasn’t expecting anything to miss. Maybe they just opened it to see if I was carrying any bad stuff. My garri is intact, so is my ground pepper, but now, I am beginning to question why I brought them at all. Considering that food is almost the cheapest thing to find over here, it looks like garri may have to suffice only as an exhibit for my food/cultural class when I get to Illinois. Or not. We shall find out pretty soon. Right now, I have not been able to imagine how easy it is going to be to soak garri into cold water during winter and actually eat it, or recommend it to others. Thanks Mum.

Looking back, there are several things I should have brought instead.

1. Specs. While walking through the aisle of the “Colgate” supermarket yesterday, I saw a stand of dark shade spectacles which we in Nigeria would ordinary buy off an aboki vendor for a price starting from 300naira. I couldn’t literally believe my eyes when the price tag on one of those read about $22.70 or so. Okay. 300naira (usually written as N300) is equal only to about $2, and $22.70 is equal to like N3632 at the rate of N160 to the dollar. And that is not the most expensive one.

2. Umbrella. If I had known that the raining season in Nigeria was a sensible pointer to the season in the United States as well, I would have saved myself the trouble of a few wet outings. This is the United States after all, and we can not call on the Sango priest to “hold the hand of the rain” preventing it from falling on one part of town. On the bright side, it’s raining only water. Not snow, yet.

3. Toothpaste. Well, if you read my earlier post on buying Close-up, this one shouldn’t be hard for you to fathom. In spite of all the signs: “Bigger size, better value”, “Anticavity flouride toothpaste”, “cleans, whitens and freshens”, “with mouthwash”, “Freshening red gel” among many others competing for my attention on it’s packaging, I can’t help but feel that a product that goes all the way to try to appeal to me must have something intrinsically lacking in character. I could be wrong.

4. A digital camera. Yea, I know. Dumb of me, right? My earlier bought cannon camera had miraculously walked out of my room a few days before I left home. Those things sometimes have a mind of their own. But now that I have my Nokia phone fully charged, I take it along with me as my digital camera. At least until Saturday when I get to go to the mall for a little shopping. Watch out for some great photos. Plus, lucky us, there is a commisioned photographer (the director’s son) who has been taking so many shots. He has promised to upload them all online and provide us links.

5. A table clock. Not for anything fancy, but if I knew I’d have so much space as I now have in the lodging at Brown University, I’d have brought that to put on my table. And I would have set the time to Nigerian time so that I know immediately what time it is at home when my phone rings. Right now, I have to check my mobile phone’s world time, or check my laptop for the world clock. Not so bad.

And speaking of time and time zones, I have found it rather convenient that when it is 7.30pm here, it is 12.30 over in Nigeria, when MTN’s Extra Cool begins. How nice to find that people could actually call me from Lagos or Ibadan at night without having to pay a dime. And I get to receive it at 7.30pm and not at 12.30am when I should be having deserved sleep. Yea, I can now receive your Extra Cool calls, but when it’s 10pm here, I gorra go to bed, and you be thinking of doing same. But I’m always glad that we can share the jetlags together. You stay up all night to call me while I still struggle with the six hours of my biological time clock still struggling to get even from all the traveling with the sun.

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